We are two insane little girls with very big mouths and liberal opinions. We go by the names L and M. Don't ask us why.

THE WHAT:

We mock anything and everything. Even you. ph34r.

THE WHEN:

We try to post continuously, but circumstances, laziness, and a lack of funny photos often gets in the way. We archive monthly.

THE WHY:

It was there. It had to be mocked. 'Nuff said.

Actually, we'd already been trading funny/stupid links and photos and shit for a while, and we decided it was time to start putting them on a website where other people could see and adore them (and us).

THE HOW:

Blogger. An amazing tool for just putting up what we want without having to bugger with programming every day.

L programs the site using her own two hands and MS Notepad. M could do this all as well, but she's lazy, and L hasn't gotten around to making tutorials and shit yet. (Er- the files are on my system, I promise...)

THE WHERE:

What do you mean 'where'? We reside at BlogSpot, and we ourselves are somewhere on the east coast. That only narrowed the stalking thing down to a couple of hundred miles.

So. You want to talk to us, do you?

Well, m'dear there are quite a few ways to do so. You can Provoke The Vicious Harpies to tell us something regarding a specific entry, you can use the Chatter Box (to your right, dear.), or you can go the old fashioned route and email us. We answer to both thosebitches@godlikebuthumble.com and demodiss@excite.com. They both go to the same place, so use whichever one you feel like.

What's next?

Honestly, we don't really know. 500 hits came and went and we made a new layout and color scheme. We made all the fiddly bits work. We keep plugging away.

Actually, what we want next is a store. You KNOW you want a shirt with one of our cool-ass bits of prose on it. You KNOW you do.

So... Do You?

Democratic Dissidence

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Legal Shite

Hear ye, hear ye.

All original content is copyright ( © ) L & M 2002 & 2003. Do not steal coding, images, or other content unless prepared to face nasty repercussions. Material from outside sources is always duly noted, and linked back when possible.

Because we're such nice girlies underneath it all, we also want it to be very clear that our hosts have nothing to do with what we post here.

DD is a parody and satire site and should be regarded as such. Anyone who can't take a joke ought to leave the premises promptly, and go, say, here.

Design Shite

DemoDiss is best viewed with a rilly big browser window, cuz that's what L designs it with. She only corrects things when people tell her it's looking screwy.

If you feel it's important, send L an email with a description and what browser you use, and she'll look into it.