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L is a college student with no future to speak of. She wastes her time trolling for craptastic news articles and Bo Bice.
M is still mired in the morass of high school; to keep her brain from rotting away, she ‘shops silly pics of Dubya fornicating with sheep.
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Saturday, April 26, 2003
M, 2:11 PM {+}
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Rummy: And a low pressure over the northwest brings rain and cooler temperatures...
Sources: Excite for the original photo, weather.com for the map, and jasc for the magic of bringing them together...(yes, I did this ALL by myself!)
M, 1:31 AM {+}
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Tuesday, April 22, 2003
Birds in helmet: *chirp chirp*
Source: Yahoo...(insert freezing over of hell here...M has used Yahoo!)
M, 11:24 AM {+}
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Friday, April 18, 2003
Oh yes...this is very humane...
Source: Excite
M, 11:31 AM {+}
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Thursday, April 17, 2003
This should seriously be entitled...'In which M attempts to use Paint Shop Pro 7 without a tutorial and fails miserably.' Enjoy!
Sources: Yahoo! and Google. Go me!
M, 4:16 PM {+}
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U.S. Troops Raid Baghdad 7-11 for 'smokes and booze'
Source: Excite. Dur.
M, 3:30 PM {+}
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Sunday, April 13, 2003
M: He's doing that...steeple-thing with his fingers. That's a sign of pure evil.
L: This is the church, this is steeple, open the doors and BUUUUUUUURN all the people!
Yeeees...you get TWO witty remarks. Go us.
Source: Excite..dur. It's the only place M gets pictures...
M, 4:05 PM {+}
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Woman in black: Alright...you grab his gun, and then Junior smacks him over the head with it...
Source: Excite! Go there yourself, you lazy-ass bum.
M, 12:08 AM {+}
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Thursday, April 10, 2003
HEADLINE:
" As Focus Shifts to Northern Iraq, U.S. Says Baghdad 'Still Ugly' "
Baghdad: ::wails and goes on a chocolate ice-cream binge:: HE SAID HE LOVED MEEEEEEEE!
Back from the land of no update-ness. I do believe the source was the NY Times. I'm not linking. Go find them yourself.
" As Focus Shifts to Northern Iraq, U.S. Says Baghdad 'Still Ugly' "
Baghdad: ::wails and goes on a chocolate ice-cream binge:: HE SAID HE LOVED MEEEEEEEE!
Back from the land of no update-ness. I do believe the source was the NY Times. I'm not linking. Go find them yourself.
M, 7:05 PM {+}
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Thursday, April 03, 2003
M, 7:45 PM {+}
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Although I did not make these myself, their witty-ness is worthy of Democratic Dissidence posting. Check them out, my home-skillets.
Oh--and I am aware of the Netscape problem. I'll get on L's ass about it.
Oh--and I am aware of the Netscape problem. I'll get on L's ass about it.
M, 3:52 PM {+}
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