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L is a college student with no future to speak of. She wastes her time trolling for craptastic news articles and Bo Bice.
M is still mired in the morass of high school; to keep her brain from rotting away, she ‘shops silly pics of Dubya fornicating with sheep.
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Wednesday, July 30, 2003
ET phone home...ET phone home...(insert finger glowing here)
Source: Excite.
M, 8:05 PM {+}
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Friday, July 18, 2003
Headline: "Soldier Court-Marshalled for Raping Statue"
Source: Yahoo.
M, 2:09 PM {+}
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Headline: "Bush, Blair Declare Their Undying Love"
M, 1:15 AM {+}
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Wednesday, July 16, 2003
Headline: "English Schoolgirl Reunited With Parents"
Yes folks, that's TOP news. Over 113,400 children in California alone went missing in 2002, but we still care about the English schoolgirl who was missing since Saturday. (Kidnapped by an ex-U.S. Marine)
Article and Photograph: Excite
Statistics:Reports of Missing Children
Article and Photograph: Excite
Statistics:Reports of Missing Children
M, 3:19 PM {+}
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Tuesday, July 15, 2003
If we're lucky, skin cancer will get him before the '04 elections...
Source: Excite
M, 1:03 AM {+}
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L and M...have a sense of humor?
RaunchyRavenclaw(M): the weapons of mass destruction page has a menshunn
Caustic Git(L): Of MOI? Oh, I'm TOUCHED! *flutters eyelashes*
Caustic Git: I'm a WOMD. ^.^ *prances*
RaunchyRavenclaw: Bush: *attacks the tree next to you* WMD! WMD!
this moment of humor was achieved by the nightly...er...early AM crawl of Yahoo!
Caustic Git(L): Of MOI? Oh, I'm TOUCHED! *flutters eyelashes*
Caustic Git: I'm a WOMD. ^.^ *prances*
RaunchyRavenclaw: Bush: *attacks the tree next to you* WMD! WMD!
this moment of humor was achieved by the nightly...er...early AM crawl of Yahoo!
M, 12:59 AM {+}
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Saturday, July 12, 2003
I swear he's massaging his nipple...or checking to see if his man-tit is still there.
Source: Google Photos
M, 2:43 PM {+}
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Saturday, July 05, 2003
"LA Lifeguards: Vending Machines Kill, Sharks Don't"
I can see it now...a whole wildlife special on the dreaded vending machine, complete with Steve Irwin getting bitten in the crotch by one.
Source: Yahoo
Source: Yahoo
M, 11:18 PM {+}
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