Monday, August 25, 2003

Headline: "Crime rate hits 30-year low"

OH CLOD NO!

A LOW CRIME RATE? That's terrible. We need to get out more, folks. Television, the internet...it's keeping us from robbing banks and kidnapping celebrity's dogs!

TAKE TO THE STREETS!

My hero! No, not the pigs holding the man down...but the man himself...He's doing his part to raise our crime rate again!

M, 8:25 PM {+}



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