WASHINGTON-- A wave of grief swept the nation this week as it was announced that over 500 US soldiers have perished since the start of the Iraq war that began last March.

However, a force in Baghdad calling themselves The Corporeally Challenged Shi'ite Majority, are upset that they haven't recieved the same publicity.

"Since the war began, there have been over 1,500 deaths in Baghdad alone." Says Wally al Genericmuslim
"We, the CCMSM are out to change this. We too need publicity if our orginization is to ever succeed in New Iraq."

"We have recieved very little media coverage," adds Mustafa Qprehoqi, a twelve-year old who was shot in the gut when he fell in the line of fire in a battle between confused US Soldiers and a goat.

The Corporeally Challenged Shi'ite Majority is not the first group to complain of America's poor coverage of the Baghdad conflict. Other groups, such as the Giant Corndogs For Freedom and the Baghdad Jews, all two of them, are also becoming more verbal.



"This is ridiculous!" shouted Mike Schmitzelheimer into the telephone on Tuesday. "We have nothing to do with Isreal! Who said Israel? This ISN'T ABOUT ISRAEL! Go Israelis." Then he hung up.

The Corndogs have been flagged by the US Coalition as a native Baghdad terrorist group, after repeated attacks against Iraqi citizens simply trying to wash that awful graffitti off their walls.




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