FLAMES!

Aaaah! It buuuurns!

Responses to our childishness have been surprisingly minimal, so this is page is now dedicated to every email in our inbox.

Bravenet newsletters: 3
Chatterbox Whiners: 2
Praise: 1
Fake Flames: 1 (from Gleb's phucked friend as a joke)
Spam (foreign): 1
Pr0n (foreign): 1

Yeah, man. We got Italian porn. And Spanish (or something) spam.


ME!: What a crock of crap. This blog says nothing inteligent. It just Bashes Bush. If you can't at least make some intelegent comments just give up.

rcp: ME has a point...you just bash Bush...nothing that interesting. It is kind of funny but nothing more than that. Or maybe this whole site stands for the geopolitical situation in Palistine?

We won't go into ME!'s spelling skills. We could rise to the bait and write a three page dissertation on why rcp is a blind twit, and ME! should learn to wizz before he wanks, but that would be tiresome and petty.

And we are so not petty. Ever. At all. Yuh-huh.

Tell the bastards you don't take kindly to them. Give Direct Feedback

Submitted by L, 1/16/04


Read/see the whole ad.

Submitted by L, 8/5/03


Submitted for your wanking approval.


Clickyforbiggie.

Not only is it porn, it's ITALIAN porn. We don't know how or why it found us, but we think it might have had something to do with our maffia connections.

Approximate translation:

From: Pussy M.
To: thosebitches@godlikebuthumble.com
Subject: 10 minutes of pure adrenaline (somethingsomething)
Name: Ester
Age: 10
Measurements: 90-60-90 (cm)
Hobby: Photography
Desires: Viagra!? (O.o;; No idea...)

In order to Connect to you: Click when warning of protection appears.
Video and Photo

Name: Pussy (So subtle)
Age: 20
Measures: 100-60-90 (cm)
Hobby: Chatting
Desire: To have one video chat. (Damn, this girl is desperate.)

In order to Connect to you: Click when warning of protection appears.

What's most unusual is that there are no actual LINKS to anything in this email.

Submitted by L, 7/10/03. (You know- m/d/y?)


We have some spectacular piccies by the infamous Gleb to amuse, and more likely enrage you vapid patriots.


Pictures read, top to bottom:

We are all just stars and we're waiting
We are all just scarred and we're hating
We are all just stars on your burning flag
FIGHT THE POWER. NO WAR ON IRAQ.
Phase one: "Get ready to BURN, bitch!"
Phase two: "MUAHAHAHA... wait why is it burning so fast?"
Phase three: "AAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF THE FLOOR!!!!"

Only one Gleb was harmed in the making of these photos.

If you want to tell him what a little fuckhead you think he is, you'll just have to email us, and we'll pass it on. Address below.


Ooh, wanna flame us? Go ahead! Go on, tell us we're going to hell.